So, I goofed, and this is WAY too funny to keep secret.
Did anyone notice that I put one name under the sign up, but I'm using a completely different one?
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres". 1 Corinthians 13:4-7